The ShopKartist


 

One eccentric billionaire’s quest to put a cart on Mars?

 

The ShopKartist is a the story of a hero's journey.
Here is the dialog between noted media consultant Dr Casino Bingo and the D&L Marketing Team discussing how to market this gem.
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D&L Marketing Team

Back to the cart. Work with me on this...I’m thinking... The product stream...
The cart developmental story. A young basket full of potential.
A cart in its prime testing its boundaries. A electro cart past its prime yet still contributing.

The investigative journalism angle how did a cart in its prime end up here broken and neglected. Substance abuse? Nature vs nurture? Chemtrails. Vaccine status?

But there’s more. Where was/ is this...wait for it...the cartography if you will. Conejo Alps? Near the terminus of the Conejo glacier? Partially buried with paleo artifacts nearby to offer glimpses of the past. 

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Dr Casino Bingo
Laughed at “Is there good drone footage in this one? Asking for a friend.”

Liked “Can’t wait for the “making of” version to see how the cinematographer captured this monumental footage.”

Emphasized “We’re casting a hot widow too. ”

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D&L Marketing Team
“Here near Palmdale is the testing lab for Lulukemon textiles. Technicians deploy the fabric to xxxl size wear testers to push the fabric to its limits. And beyond.”

If only there were a person to consider the sociological angle...perhaps there is a rich human document waiting beneath.

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Dr Casino Bingo
The movie Big Cart and its astroturf advocacy groups don’t want you to see!
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D&L Marketing Team
Exactly conspiracy theories. Was there another cart pusher on the knoll in Dallas that fateful day.

Monsanto just saying

The eco angle explores the Patagonia supported efforts to repurpose the carts to reduce their emissions?

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Dr Casino Bingo
Robert Redford: “The majestic ancestors of these carts once roamed the American Prairies, proud, fierce, and free. Today relic populations are barely hanging on, in fragmented habitat and harsh conditions like these.
Won’t you join me in helping revitalize these noble creatures?”
I always wonder how many of the Sundance catalog models RR has had…

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D&L Marketing Team
I’d like to contribute monthly

Good bye Mr Spaulding

I want to see it at the screening in Sundance.

One eccentric billionaire’s quest to put a cart on Mars?

Be the ball Danny

Caddy cart?

Nice tie
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Mr Trail Safety
Buy that hat get a bowl of soup with it!
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D&L Marketing Team
Ha! The Richie Sambora years
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Mr Trail Safety
It defines The Journey.


Comments

Anonymous said…
Will this be debuting at Sundance? And, great to see Tio Miguel acting again after his time in rehab!
3:45 PM
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