My Favorite Gun-Show Things
Beef jerky and do-rags, and dorks all in camo, Reloads, factory and off-caliber ammo, AKs and Mausers all tied up with strings, These are a few of my favorite gun things! Marpat and feldgrau and ebay’d Nazi doodles, T-shirts shriek slogans from famed right-wing poodles, Conspiracy theories that fly on brown wings, These are a few of my favorite gun things! Hot babes in heels are not often seen here, Mainly paunchy white guys who are mostly has-beens peer, Musing sour reflections on a trigger spring, These are a few of my favorite gun things! When the dog bites When the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite gun things And then I don't feel so bad