For Richer, For Poorer
Venezia IT, Mar 23 2023. Many miles and Km from any wedding. Ultra weddings are a world unto their own. Many are born in the sweaty fever of a finish line proposal, where the swain ambushes his maybe-unsuspecting maid with "will you marry me?" Gay couples do your own swaps, it's all the same. Since this is a new world, let's look at likely features! Bride and groom wearing GoPros ultra-celeb livestream voice-over play by play select guests by lottery, others wait-listed team sponsors blow up arch at the altar/finish line chip timed Speculation as to who paces who. I'm sure the competition will be fierce. competing and perhaps complimentary running-themed playlists. All sincere I'm sure, although "White Wedding" and "Let's Pretend We're Married" will appear. Surprise Insta-Bro who jumps up and yells "STAY HARD!!" Breathless fashion updates: “Bride is wearing a high performance cami top with a UD half-cup balconette hydrati...