Mr Trail Safety Speaks!

" ...grab the mic and get dumb "   Weasel Jizz Pale Ale . Born in 1991 at D&L Holistic Industries. Schlong ago, when ultras were semi-wrinkled, and results were in black & white.   Back before Orange Mud rocket packs were a hallucination. This is the Origin Story of D&L Holistic Industries-- who launched products that would Redefine Ultras, And Shit®™.   Weasel Jazz Pale Ale. SpoogeBuilder. Iguana-Turdz NRG Bars. The list goes on for at least two or three seconds. "If you can dream it, you can do it" said Kenny while frying a hockey-puck burger in front of the Rose Bowl. Allegedly. Weasel Jizz Pale Ale was the Elder Gawd of success brews that later generations of influencers tried to imitate. Butt failed. Many logs have been dropped in this futile pursuit. . #weasel #jizz #INFLUENCER #ultras #norefunds #burntcoin

"if you can dream it, you can do it!"       “If you can dream it, you can do it!” said venerable RD For-Life-Ken Hamada from an undisclosed location.  JULY 28 2022/WRIGHTWOOD CA Angeles Crest 100 announced their brand new 36 hour finisher buckles this morning. Public pressure had been building since there were no plans to award buckles for the 33-36hr finishers, except maybe as an NFT. The buckle reflects the new realities of course changes and actuarial probabilities. Servers reportedly crashed on the news.

Wet/Wiped. LG in the chair, not looking forward to the last kick up the "hurtical" KD Trail. Jorge Pacheco won the Mt Disappointment 50k in 5 hrs. It took me 10hrs. Based on the entry fee, he paid twice as much per hour than I did for all that fun, not to mention heat, dust and dreams.  This course would be a fine introduction for those who've been led to believe in "California Carpet Trails". Had they been there yesterday, they've wished that they'd stayed home where it didn't get above 80º, and see their brows unfurrowed by inconvenient clouds blocking out the neutrino storms that are just par for this course. For the veterans out there, this race course was the mutant love-child of the bygone Lost Boys 50 and Bishop Mule Run 50k. The West Fork of the San Gabriel is examined thoroughly from high and low—crossing it at least 4 times, with lengthy run ups and outs to sun-blasted slopes where water is a seasonal memory far in the pas...