Mr Trail Safety Speaks!

  When the Kool Kids started writing “Tenkay” on the 'Gram, I shouted to my valet Hives "that's it! There's the goddamned movie, right there! “ Hundo and TenKay !! "  I dropped my Gauloise, and hammered out the plot on my trusty 1940 Corona. All this was torn from today's pixels and posts of Ultra Drama!  Male coach, female runner! The familiar arc of success, fame, and assigned celebrity virtue! Is this sustainable? Audiences will be on the edge of their certified-vintage ratfuck folding aluminum lawn chairs as they follow the twists and turns of fortune! Sooner or later, he’ll be the Svengali etc while she will be The Hapless Maiden. Fainting couches, gluten-free blunts and vegan White Claw at the ready!  <WIPE TRANSITION> FYI In 1979 I was working paste-up and assembly, night-shift at Seiniger Advertising when they did this movie poster campaign. Bad coffee, smokes, and food runs to the J-Mart down the street. The topic is evergreen yet.   “Hundo an...

  One eccentric billionaire’s quest to put a cart on Mars?   The ShopKartist is a the story of a hero's journey. Here is the dialog between noted media consultant Dr Casino Bingo and the D&L Marketing Team discussing how to market this gem. ---------------------------------------------------- D&L Marketing Team Back to the cart. Work with me on this...I’m thinking... The product stream... The cart developmental story. A young basket full of potential. A cart in its prime testing its boundaries. A electro cart past its prime yet still contributing. The investigative journalism angle how did a cart in its prime end up here broken and neglected. Substance abuse? Nature vs nurture? Chemtrails. Vaccine status? But there’s more. Where was/ is this...wait for it...the cartography if you will. Conejo Alps? Near the terminus of the Conejo glacier? Partially buried with paleo artifacts nearby to offer glimpses of the past.  -------------------------------------------------...