Missed Manners
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Periodically I'll go to an event's training run. Certainly not to establish World Dominance, but just to see who and what. This time we [yrs truly and my enigmatic unindicted co-conspirator "J"] ran the training loop backwards, to see some of the talent that had signed up for the upcoming race. My speed went off a cliff some time ago, and frankly, I'm past giving a shit.
Here come the frontrunners. Oh boy! The gear, enthusiasm, fresh faces, and KOM FKTs blasting past you. You've got that GoPro Game Face you already imagine in a Thundering Ultra Movie About You. They hit the finish in record time, did the obligatory "aw shucks-gee whiz way-to-go-bro" moves, like in those movies, downloaded your Strokas by Cheezing the Garmin, and so on.
Then there are the dogged middle-packers, who seemed to be looking their first trail race in the face, going "holy shit, really?" Finally, there were several weary old-timers who were keeping a good pace, but not losing their breakfast on a t-run. Save that shit for race day.
And then the sweep, a volunteer who strips the ribbons, and hopefully doesn't have to shoot any stragglers. In summertime this is not pretty.
Now I'll pose some questions:
- Did you, Mr & Ms FrontRunner, thank the volunteers who flagged the course? Without them 99% of the Stroka Heroes would be hopelessly lost.
- Were you courteous to the other pedestrians etc you met? Thank them as you whistled by? Most of them are locals.
- Do you let someone know you're coming up on them from behind [like "on your left/thanks!"] Or is that too much effort while you're redlining?
Something to suck on. |
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