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Meet Desdemona and Terrazzo. Thanks to the fun-loving folks at xtranormal.com, these upstanding generic cartoon characters will now explain Mysteries of Ultrarunning to you in ways you didn't imagine. Or tell you "So, You Want to Be A Lawyer".

Yawn. "Chariots of Fire" it ain't. Momma told you not to come anyway.

Here, have some salt.

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