Mr Trail Safety Speaks!

Neil Young, another famous Canadian, once wrote a song that made him a lot of $US, and he'll be singing it at the wedding of Avril Lavigne and that dude from Nickelback. Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:07:17 -0800 "Eminem Girl" I wanna live with an Eminem girl I could be happy the rest of my life With an Eminem girl. A trailer & tattoos I run in the night You see us together, Bouncing the rent check, My Eminem girl. I can't hear when she axes. How the hell do I know? I'm confused on the factses, Its crank or its blow, She's my Eminem girl. A trailer & tattoos I run in the night You see us together, Bouncing the rent check, My Eminem girl. Got drunk, really plowed, Back home we called it a cow Oh boy! I got in her pants Turns out she was a man, Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Wet/Wiped. LG in the chair, not looking forward to the last kick up the "hurtical" KD Trail. Jorge Pacheco won the Mt Disappointment 50k in 5 hrs. It took me 10hrs. Based on the entry fee, he paid twice as much per hour than I did for all that fun, not to mention heat, dust and dreams.  This course would be a fine introduction for those who've been led to believe in "California Carpet Trails". Had they been there yesterday, they've wished that they'd stayed home where it didn't get above 80º, and see their brows unfurrowed by inconvenient clouds blocking out the neutrino storms that are just par for this course. For the veterans out there, this race course was the mutant love-child of the bygone Lost Boys 50 and Bishop Mule Run 50k. The West Fork of the San Gabriel is examined thoroughly from high and low—crossing it at least 4 times, with lengthy run ups and outs to sun-blasted slopes where water is a seasonal memory far in the pas...