My Favorite Gun-Show Things















 

 

Beef jerky and do-rags, and dorks all in camo,
Reloads, factory and off-caliber ammo,
AKs and Mausers all tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite gun things!

Marpat and feldgrau and ebay’d Nazi doodles,
T-shirts shriek slogans from famed right-wing poodles,
Conspiracy theories that fly on brown wings,
These are a few of my favorite gun things!

Hot babes in heels are not often seen here,
Mainly paunchy white guys who are mostly has-beens peer,
Musing sour reflections on a trigger spring,
These are a few of my favorite gun things!

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite gun things
And then I don't feel so bad

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Dana Ross said…
Feel all Christmasy and like.
9:49 PM
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