Rebuilding the Republican Party: A Modest Proposal
Since I believe strongly in faith-based solutions, I wrote the GOP with my ideas for their Reconstruction. So to speak.
They should resurrect Francisco Franco and Alfredo Stroessner. This would give anxious, fearful white voters not one, but two authoritarian figures they could venerate. And fear, if need be. As long as we're at it, lets gin up the Drum Circle to bring back Augusto Pinochet and Dr Salazar as well.