Ask No Questions, Tell No Lies
...back in 1980, I was subscribed to the National Review by my elderly grandmother. So I used to come home after working nights, crack open a Heineken, roll a joint, and read it.
One day an NR survey arrived in the mail. Actually, two. The killer question the GOP had that year was
"Who would be the best candidate to defeat Jimmy Carter?"
I took a long hit on the joint, and wrote in my answers.
Jane Fonda, and Alfredo Stroessner.
I'm sure somebody was amused.