Saturday, January 19, 2008

Niko and Carla


French President Nicholas Sarkozy has a hot girlfriend, Carla Bruni. Rumours are swirling that he's gonna marry her. Swirling!

I'd say "Yo, Niko! Chill! Test drive on a road-trip before signing the lease, dig?

OK, whatever. It's been 60 days. Here are my questions:
  1. Is France a community-property state? We do know that under the Napoleonic Code, you are guilty until proved innocent.
  2. If they get married, and then divorce, does she get half of France?
  3. Which half?

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